Ab washi shah ko,

• Ab washi shah ko,
  Kilam arz hai…….
  Itna tou hamein bhe pata hai ,
  Wasi……
  K jab wo hasi to wo phasi….

kitchen joke:

• kitchen joke:
  pressure cooker ne kari se poocha k,
  Tum itni kali Q ho ?
  Koi cream Q ni lagati??
  Krahi boli main jitni B kali sahi
  Seetiyan to tm phir B martay ho.

nighaon sy nighain mila kar dekho,

• nighaon sy nighain mila kar dekho,
  logon sy naye rishty bna kr dekho,
  sub log tumhre apne hon gy,
  bs aik bar tum achy soap c naha kr dekho…

A young girl ask molvi shahab

• A young girl ask molvi shahab
  Can I kiss a man?,
  Molvi ::- astugphirulla.
  Can I kiss a boy?,
  Molvi ::-naauzbilla.
  Can I kiss u?,
  Molvi ::- BISMILLA.